There is this coworker of mine. He says stuff that make you laugh. Not because he's funny. Only because you know he is fibbing.
A few weeks ago he told us that he was invited to a concert by Ice Cube to rap. He says he's a rapper trying to get a record deal. Prior to this he has said some off the wall stuff. We already had enough reason to doubt him. When he got back I asked to see some photos. He said his camera battery died. I asked how about his cell phone camera. That battery died. He went with a friend. I asked about his photos. They only brought the one camera. And wouldn't you know it his cell phone battery died as well. Even though he said he was invited he had to sneak in under a fence. He made up this story about this drunk girl and him. Enough said. Then he tells this story of their adventure back through two states with only 60 dollars for gas.
He is always talking about how many bitches he bangs. That's how he puts it. That's not my terminology. He always has stories of beating some guy up at a bar. He thinks he's a straight MMA fighter. He tells these stories of altercations he gets in with police. He makes himself out to be such a bad ass ladies man. The reality is probably more like he has sex with drunk passed out women, always gets beat up and gets in trouble with the police for being stupid.
This guy is the worst liar in history. He needs to work on this to become believable. This is the same coworker that I just blathered about that lost my keys and scan card.
A few weeks ago he told us that he was invited to a concert by Ice Cube to rap. He says he's a rapper trying to get a record deal. Prior to this he has said some off the wall stuff. We already had enough reason to doubt him. When he got back I asked to see some photos. He said his camera battery died. I asked how about his cell phone camera. That battery died. He went with a friend. I asked about his photos. They only brought the one camera. And wouldn't you know it his cell phone battery died as well. Even though he said he was invited he had to sneak in under a fence. He made up this story about this drunk girl and him. Enough said. Then he tells this story of their adventure back through two states with only 60 dollars for gas.
He is always talking about how many bitches he bangs. That's how he puts it. That's not my terminology. He always has stories of beating some guy up at a bar. He thinks he's a straight MMA fighter. He tells these stories of altercations he gets in with police. He makes himself out to be such a bad ass ladies man. The reality is probably more like he has sex with drunk passed out women, always gets beat up and gets in trouble with the police for being stupid.
This guy is the worst liar in history. He needs to work on this to become believable. This is the same coworker that I just blathered about that lost my keys and scan card.
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